你想要什么 What do you want?
我们还有多长时间 So, how long do we have?
两周吧 Two more weeks.
这些是剩下没做的评估吗 And these are all the assessments left?
没错 Yup.
那我们要怎么办 就随机 BEN: So, how should we do this? Just randomly reach in 一 抽取吗嗯 ·and pick a few? - Yeah. 或者我们每人选一个或者从最紧急的开始 Or we each pick one? - Or start with the most urgent. 这个 This one.
你说什么修女 Excuse me, Sister?
这就是你们下一个要评估的 走吧 This is your next assessment. Let's go.
真棒 Great.
又回到天主教学校了 Right back in Catholic school.
听老师的话 Doing as I'm told. 保罗 这三位就是评估员 Paul, these are the assessors.
大卫克莉丝汀和市 This is David, Kristen and Ben. 你们好抱歉要拖你们下水 Hello. Sorry to drag you into this.
你是安德里亚修女的一名学生吗 Were you one of Sister Andrea's students?
不是她没告诉你们吗 No. She didn't tell you?
她不太爱说话 She's not particularly chatty. 她是我爸的一生挚爱 She was the love of my dad's life. －那个逃走的修女一真的吗 The nun who got away. - KRISTEN: Really?
一不我觉得你不用讲这么细节一实际上 No, I don't think we need to go into this. - KRISTEN: Actually, －我们还真得听听他就没能放下她 I think we need to go into this. - He never got over her.
钱包里一直放着她的照片 He had her photo in his wallet...
这不重要 This isn't important. 那不如你告诉我们问题是什么吧保罗 Why don't you tell us what the issue is, Paul?
我我不知道该从何说起 Uh, well, I'm- I'm not sure where to start.
保罗需要驱魔 Paul needs an exorcism.
恐怕是的 I guess I do.
一个月前我还是个开心的父亲 Up to a month ago, I was just a happy dad, 有份好工作 在房地产行业娶了高中的初恋 good job, real estate, married to my high school sweetheart.
我我就是在调查中挺烦人的那种 I'm...I'm one of those irritating people in surveys 说自己有多快乐的人之一 who say how happy they are. 那一个月前发生了什么 And what happened a month ago?
那么我决定 So, I decided 每天早上换 to try a different coffee 一款不同的咖啡 every morning. Jd 第一天 First one up. Jd
葡萄牙白咖啡 Galaao. Jd
浓咖啡加奶泡 That's espresso with foamed milk. Jd
还不错 Not bad.
有点淡 A bit bland. 明天阿芙佳朵 Tomorrow, affogato.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你就因为这个要驱魔吗 This is why you need an exorcism?
你是担心自己太爱演了吗 Are you afraid that you're vlogging too much?
不 那不是我 No. That's not me.
什么意思 What do you mean?
那个人不是我 PAUL JR. : That's not me. 他只是长得像我 Like That's someone who looks like me.
今天早上我觉得有点累 I'm feeling a little tired this morning.
没睡好 dd I didn't get much sleep. 感觉有东西跟着我 I feel like something's following me.
你有过那种感觉吗 Do you ever get that feeling?
就好像你被 Like you're being... 附仲了吗 haunted?
我可能要请病假了 I might call in sick.
他叫格雷戈里 PAUL JR: His name's Gregory.
是加州影城的 He works as a data entry engineer
数据输入工程师 in Studio City, California. 一 你们怎么认识的一不认识 How'd you meet? - I didn't. 我我就是在网上看到了他 I- I just saw him online. 我就刷视频刷到了他 I was scrolling, and there he was.
肯定不对劲 Something's wrong.
我都起不来床了 I can't get out of bed. 我的肌肉酸痛 My muscles hurt. 我妈说可能是黑霉所以 My mom thinks it's black mold, so,
我搬到了一家旅馆 但是 I moved to a motel, but...
我还是 I'm still...
你是担心他会附身于你吗 You're worried he's possessing you?
是的 Yes.
保罗 你听说过 KRISTEN: Paul, there is something called
二重身现象吧 a"Doppelgaanger phenomenon. "
当你看到一个和你长得很像的人时 It's the uncanny feeling you get 你会有一种不可思议的感觉 when you see someone who looks like you, 这会让你质疑自己的生活 and it makes you question your own life.
给他们看吧 Show them.
我天 - Oh, my God.
他自杀了 He committed suicide.
现在他在我体内 Now he's inside me.
我我想我应该 Well, I- I guess I should
－坐下跟他聊聊我母亲总是说 ·sit down and talk to him. BEN: My mother always said
如果你遇到了自己的二重身 that if you ran into your doppelgaanger,
那就是你将死的信号 it was a sign you were gonna die.
这个小保罗 DAVID: Was that Paul Jr. , 是你给我讲过的那个人的儿子吗 the son of the man that you told me about?
是 Yes.
告诉他们 Tell them.
这很重要 It matters.
什么很重要 What matters?
保罗·斯多利是我小时候的一个朋友 Paul Stolee was a childhood friend.
他自杀了 He killed himself. 好吧那么 KRISTEN: AII right, so, 这是世代相传的创伤 this is generational trauma. 他父亲自杀了 His father committed suicide,
现在他也有了自杀倾向 and he's having suicidal ideation.
不 每天凌晨己点 No, every night at 2: 00 a. m. , 这个人这个二重身会附身于他 this person, this double, possesses him. 这是他说的吗 That's what he says?
他两周前打给我 He called me two weeks ago.
说他担心 He said he was afraid 自己会伤害老婆和孩子 that he was going to hurt his wife and his children, 于是他搬出去了住在一家酒店 so he moved out, he moved into a hotel.
昨晚我在看护他 I was there last night watching over him, 然后就看到了东西 and there was something. 一 具体我也说不清是什么一恶魔吗 I don't know what it was. - Demonic?
也许吧 ANDREA: Possibly. 凌晨己点我被保罗的 It was 2: 00 a. m, and I was interrupted 梦游打断 by Paul's sleepwalking.
他需要驱魔 He needs an exorcism.
听我说 安德里亚修女 我承认 Look, Sister Andrea, I do agree 有时驱魔的安慰剂效应 that sometimes the placebo effect 会起作用但是 of an exorcism can work, but.
自杀倾向可不是糊弄一下就行的 suicidal ideation is nothing to be trifled with.
驱魔不是糊弄人布夏尔医生 An exorcism is not a trifle, Dr. Bouchard.
我只是担心拖延治疗 I just worry that it would be a mistake
会是个错误 to delay treatment.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我得去法庭了 I have to get to court.
我觉得你们俩今晚应该亲眼看看 I think you two should see tonight for yourselves. 凌晨己点没问题 2: 00 a. m. - BEN: Sure.
鬼屋时间啊为什么不去 Haunted house hours. Why not?
让我们以轰动的方式告别吧 Let's go out with a bang. 下面是纽约州公诉利兰·汤森德一案 JETER: Calling the case of The State of New York vs. Leland Townsend.
被告今天 The defendant is present in court today 在他指定的律师陪同下出庭 with his appointed counsel.
代表州政府出庭的是检察官 Appearing for the state is the prosecuting attorney. 法庭将指派一名 The court will appoint 精神科医生对被告进行评估 a psychiatrist to evaluate the defendant. 法官大人辩方要求法庭 Your Honor, uh, the defense requests 遵守第5- 2- 4条款 Section 5- 2- 4 be honored
并允许辩方的精神病专家出庭作证 and you hear testimony of the defense's psychiatrist. 精神病专家是哪位厶科特·博格斯医生 And who is this psychiatrist? - Dr. Kurt Boggs.
你已经评估过被告了是吗 JETER: You've evaluated the defendant, sir?
是的 Doctor. I- I did. 你特么开什么玩笑 Are you fucking kidding me?
这是我的工作 克莉丝汀 It's my job, Kristen.
让利兰逃脱不是你的工作 Getting Leland off is not your job. 如果一个有执照的精神健康专家 STICK: ...if a licensed mental health professional 比如我们这位让人尊敬的 such- such as our esteemed- -
我是一位拥有双重认证的资深精神病医师和作家 I am a twice- board- certified psychiatrist and author
拥有自己的诊所 with my own practice 曾多次被聘请参与刑事案件的鉴定 who has been retained in a range of criminal cases
以确认当事人的精神状态是否正常 to ascertain competency. 谢谢你医生那么你对被告 STICK: Thank you, Doctor. And do you have
有专业意见吗 a professional opinion of the defendant?
博格斯医生 STICK: Dr. Boggs,
需要我重复一下问题吗 do I need to repeat the question?
不需要 No.
来吧 Here. 让我帮你调整一下麦克风 Let me adjust the microphone for you, 医生 Doctor.
这样如何 How's that?
以以我的专业意见来看 In...in my professional opinion,
汤森德医生患有精神分裂症 uh, Dr. Townsend suffers from schizophrenia
以及解离性身份障碍 and dissociative identity disorder, 这两种非常严重的精神疾病 two very serious mental conditions
已经 让他病入膏肓 which have...rendered him so ill...
无法意识到自己行为的罪恶 ...that he can't realize the criminality of his actions. 谢谢你医生你可以离开了 Thank you, Doctor. You may step down.
但但是 Uh, how- however. 一谢谢你医生等等 STICK: Thank you, Doctor. - CORMIER: Wait.
我们能听一下他的证词吗 May we hear the end of his testimony?
这就是他的证词 That is the rest of his testimony.
不让他继续你说吧医生 No, let him continue. Go ahead, Doctor.
鉴于汤森德医生 Because of the severity
精神障碍的严重程度 of Dr. Townsend's mental disorders,
我认为 I have determined 他对公共安全构成了相当大的威胁 that he poses a considerable threat to public safety,
应该将他终身关押在 and should be locked away 戒备森严的精神病院 in a maximum security mental psychiatric facility for life.
他死定了 Well, he's dead.
先说重要的事 First things first.
我们需要让你出庭 We need to put you on the stand.
我是说 他还能找到一个 BEN: I mean, could he have found 更恐怖的地方来闹鬼吗 a creepier place for a haunting?
你觉得我们会想念这一切吗 Do you think we're gonna miss this?
一 这些个监视鬼怪的行为一不会 ·These ghost stakeouts? - BEN: No.
我可是受够这些鬼神儿的烂事了 I'm sick of this Scooby- Doo shit.
我想待在实验室里 I need lab hours.
你之后就回实验室吗 That's what you're going back to? 不知道我还没好好想过 I don't know. I- I haven't thought about it. 你怎么这么副漠不关心的样子 How can you be so nonchalant?
工作总有结束的时候 Jobs end.
你知道我换了多少次工作吗 You know how many times I've changed careers?
一 你对此就一点感觉都没有吗我只有两种感觉 ·You got zero feelings about it? - BEN: I only have two feelings. 鄙视和饥饿 Disdain and hunger.
你呢 What about you?
你打算做什么再收养个孩子吗 What are you gonna do? Adopt more kids?
我还不知道但我有闲时间了 I don't know yet, but I got a little bit of time. 你知道那个亿万富翁登山者特拉戈伦吧 You know that billionaire climber, Tragoren?
他同意付我们钱了 He's agreed to pay us the money.
真的吗一多少 Really? - Mm- hmm. - How much?
－我去一不是吧 You're kidding. - What? !
虽然要付出我的婚姻 I mean, it only cost me my marriage 和我老公的理智但是 and my husband's sanity, but... 这笔钱足够给我们一个新开始了 it'll give us a fresh start.
怎么了 ·What? -
有什么不对吗 What's wrong?
可能就是喝高的生意人 BEN: It's probably some drunken businessman.
修女你在干什么 DAVID: Sister, what are you doing?
－你还好吗袋子坏了 Are you okay? - Oh, the bag broke.
你是在吃夜宵吗修女 KRISTEN: Oh. - A little late- night snack, Sister?
不 这是诱饵 No. Bait.
我们不知道你也要一起修女 DAVID: We didn't realize you were joining us, Sister.
我要一起 Well, I am.
修女 Sister? 你这样我觉得酒店恐怕会不乐意吧 I- I'm not sure the hotel is gonna be thrilled about that.
恶魔喜欢吃甜食 Well, demons have a sweet tooth.
保罗怎么样 How's Paul?
我们上次察看的时候他还在睡觉 Uh, he was still sleeping last time we looked.
保罗 Paul?
你能在他梦游的时候和他说话吗 Can you talk to him while he's sleepwalking?
保罗 你能听到我说话吗 Paul, can you hear me?
我能问你几个问题吗保罗 Can I ask you a few questions, Paul?
我不是保罗 I'm not Paul.
格雷戈里 Gregory?
你就是那个自杀的格雷戈里吗 Are you the Gregory who killed himself?
那你怎么解释 How do you explain that?
如果格雷戈里死了 If Gregory's dead...
你怎么可能是格雷戈里 ...how can you be Gregory?
我住在保罗的身体里 I live in Paul's body.
你占据了他的身体吗 You're inhabiting it?
那是你们的概念 Those are your words.
你为什么要自杀 Why did you commit suicide?
他想让我自杀 He wanted me to. 谁让你自杀的 Who wanted you to?
格雷戈里 Gregory?
保罗 Paul?
你想回去睡觉吗 Do you want to go back to bed?
保罗 你还好吗 Paul, are you all right?
我在哪里 Where am I?
你是谁 Who are you?
谁 Hello?
嘿我可以买燕麦拿铁了吗 Hey, can I start buying oat lattes yet?
对不起 Um, sorry
这么早打电话但你说随时都可以 to call so early, but you said anytime. 你好吗 How are you doing?
我觉得 Well, I think
你就要告诉我好不好了 you're about to tell me how I'm doing. 我去了爱德华·特拉戈伦的办公室 然后 I paid a visit to Edward Tragoren's office, and...
看起来不太好 it's not looking good.
他破产了吗 He's broke?
不特拉戈伦已经给钱了 No. Tragoren already settled. 他付了安迪十分之一的钱 He paid Andy ten cents on the dollar.
而不是80万美元 instead of$800, 000.
特拉戈伦已经付钱给安迪了 Tragoren paid Andy? l
是的他有电汇证明 Yes, and he has the wire transfer to prove it.
我的天啊 Oh, my Godl
但是 克莉丝汀我想和你谈谈 But, Kristen, I want to talk to you about a suit
一 提起诉讼的事一亚丝敏 ·we can bring- - - Yasmine?
我得挂了 I have to go. 克莉丝汀 这还没完 Kristen, this isn't over.
已经结束了 Yes, it is.
草 Fuck.
我随时可以卖掉我的鞋子 I could always sell my shoes.
我同学贝卡说她想要这双鞋 Becca at school said she wanted them,
她的父母也很有钱 and her parents are loaded. 你不用卖鞋好吗 You're not selling your shoes, okay?
尤其不要卖给贝卡 And especially not to Becca.
我们可以请蒂莫西做婴儿食品模特 We could get Timothy to be a baby- food model. 姑娘们我们没事 真的 Girls, we're fine, seriously. -
我只是说你说我们破产了 AlI I said...- You said we were broke.
不我是说我们经济上有点紧张 No, I said we're financially a little bit tight. 也就是说我们一贫如洗 就像雾都孤儿一样 That means we're destitute, like Oliver Twist. 姑娘们我们会没事的 Girls, we're gonna be fine.
但是会有一个过渡期 But there's just gonna be a transition period 这样的话 我们就得省点钱了 in which we'll have to pinch our pennies a little bit.
－仅此而已你总是可以去当网红啊 That's all. - You could always do an OnlyFans. 不 你可以直接拍玉足擦边视频 No, like, you could just show your feet. 我在网上看到一个女孩就这么干 I read online that a girl did it. ... 好吧 你的脚很漂亮一我不知道你在哪 ·Okay, you have some nice feet. - I don't know where you...
我会花钱看你的玉足 Like, I- I would pay for your feet.
你从哪学来的 Where did you learn what that is?
一 万亿美元一天啊 ...trillion billion dollars. - Oh, my God!
什么样的怪人把你们养大的 What kind of a monster raised you?
穿上鞋子 Put on your shoes. 准备上校车 再过五分钟就到了 Get to the bus. It'll be here in five minutes. 这就像去年茱莉亚的 This is just like last year 父母离婚一样 when Julia's parents got divorced. 她们不得不住在车里 They had to live out of their car. 我们不会住在车里 We're not gonna live out of our car. 我们应该做个扶贫众筹一没错 ·We should do, like, a GoFundMe. - Yeah!
恩妮莉娅·阿科隆多斯基表妹赚了大概2000块 Enilia Acrondosky's cousin made, like, $2, 000 给她的小狗治病去了 when her puppy got sick. 如果我快死了我们可以赚两倍的钱 We can make, like, double that if I'm dying. 一你没死啊我的心脏差点停跳 You're not dying. My heart- - it almost stopped.
这个真没有但这个可以有 But it didn't. - But it could've. －来吧 莱克西来了 Come on, Lex. - LEXIS: Coming!
我们可以撒个谎 比如 奶奶快死了 We could lie about, like, Grandma dying.
－奶奶没死太可怕了 Oh, Grandma didn't die. - That is terrible. 天啊她死了真是个好主意 Oh, my God, she's dead! That's a good idea. 你怎么这么开心一再比如爸爸跑了 Why are you happy about that? - And Dad running off, 一和另一个女人私奔你太怪了 like, with another woman. You're so weird. 你这么说太无情了我总撒谎啊 ·That is so unfeeling of you to say. - I lie all the time!
你太粗鲁了 ·You're really rude. -
汤森德医生 你能解释一下吗 Dr. Townsend, can you explain
为什么有两个男人在你家里打静脉注射 why two men were hooked up to IVs in your home?
我能解释 I can. 我是个有纽约州 I'm a doctor, licensed
行医执照的医生 to practice medicine in New York state. 这是我给病人提供的服务之一 One of the services I offer my patients
静脉注射疗法 is IV therapy 可以治疗脱水 to remedy dehydration or
或者通过注射营养素 vitamin deficiencies by delivering 治疗维生素缺乏症 nutrients intravenously.
但是医生在你家里的那两个人后来死了 But, Doctor, the two men found in your home later died.
生命的逝去让人痛苦 The loss has been insufferable.
你能向法庭解释一下雪莉·路利亚是谁吗 Can you explain to the court who Sheryl Luria was?
我的前未婚妻 My ex- fiancee. 她在你家治疗过病人吗 And did she work on the patients in your home?
有的 Yes.
但我不知情 Unbeknownst to me. 你怎么可能不知道呢医生 How could you not know, Doctor? -
雪莉痴迷于自己的外表 Sheryl was obsessed with her appearance. 如此痴迷以至于她开始相信 So obsessed that she came to believe 她可以通过注射别人的血来保持年轻 that she could stay young by injecting other people's blood.
在我不知情的情况下 Without my knowledge,
她溜进了手术室 she sneaked into the procedure room, 并偷走了那里所有的静脉注射器 and diverted all the IVs there 为了实现她自己的目的 to her own purposes. 她 She.
你好 Hello. 我能看见你 I see you.
修女 Sister?
您有事吗 May we help you?
偷袭失败了吧恶魔 You just lost the element of surprise, demon.
修女这是审前听证会 Sister, this is a pretrial hearing. 我们得请你坐下了警官 We're gonna have to ask you to sit down. Officer?
安德莉亚修女 : Sister Andrea?
他就是来纽约的恶魔 He's the evil coming to New York.
一还有别的问题吗一谢谢你 医生 Anything else? Thank you, Doctor. 你可以离开了 You may step down.
有人要和你一起变成有钱人了 Someone else is joining you in the monied class. 真的吗谁 Really? Who?
市的妹妹给他找了份工作 Ben's sister got him a job.
是我给自己找了份工作 Okay, I got myself a job.
做什么用人工智能 Doing what? - BEN: Using AI 和量子计算 and quantum computing 在人脑中复制神经发生 to reproduce neurogenesis in the human brain.
是你问的 You asked.
他们给了他65万美元的年薪 They offered him $650, 000 a year.
你在开玩笑吧 You're kidding. 还没有正式公布 It's not official yet. 哇我 Wow. I 祝贺你 Congratulations.
你和你的亿万富翁登山者还好吧 Everything still okay with you and your billionaire climber?
其实有点小问题 Actually, a little bit of a hiccup.
怎么了 What?
没什么他们只是 Oh, nothing. They just...
他们已经付给安迪十分之一的钱了 They paid Andy already, ten cents on the dollar.
－你开玩笑吧但我没事 Are you kidding? - But I'm- I'm fine.
我们开始工作吧 Let's just get to work.
市你发现了什么 What'd you find here, Ben?
伙计们我没事 Guys, I'm fine. 其实这样更好了 Look, it's actually better
因为我不想为了钱和安迪吵架 because I don't want to fight with Andy over money. 这样一来省事了 And this way, it's just done. 这样更干净 It's- it's cleaner this way.
真的我没事 Really, I'm fine. 所以你有什么发现 So what's the idea here?
市找到了另一个二重身 Ben found another doppelgaanger.
一 是的真的吗 Mm- hmm. Yup. - Really?
一谁的保罗 For? - Paul.
我曾以为如果他意识到 I thought that if he realized
世界上不止有一个二重身 that there was more than one double in the world,
而另一个替身对他的生活很满意 and that other double was happy with his life. 那他就不能把格雷戈里当作发泄抑郁的渠道了 Then he couldn't use Gregory as a conduit for his depression.
你是怎么找到另一个二重身的 How did you find another doppelgaanger?
有个网站 There's a website.
好的它会给你拍照 Okay, it takes your picture. - KRISTEN: Uh- huh. 然后它在网上寻找相似的人 And then it hunts the web for look- alikes.
真的吗 Really?
是的想拍照吗 Yeah. Want to take your picture?
不我还没准备好 Oh, no. Um, I don't think
看自己的二重身 I'm ready to see my doppelgaanger. 大卫呢 Oh. David?
你妈说你遇到二重身 Your mother said you meet your double,
就是快死了 and you'll die.
是啊但她也说过 Yeah, but she also said 如果你吞下泡泡糖 鬼魂就会缠着你 if you swallow bubblegum, ghosts will haunt you. 好吧好吧 让我们看看另一个保罗 AlI right, all right, let's see this other Paul.
好吧 Okay.
哦这是我最喜欢的一段 Oh, this is my favorite run.
这是谁 Who's this?
他的名字叫杰西 His name is Jess. 他是科罗拉多来的滑雪教练 He's a ski instructor from Colorado. 和你一样大 Your age. -
你怎么找到他的 How'd you find him?
找到我的二重身 Find My Doppel.
是个网站 It's a website.
保罗 Paul,
在这个世界上人们长得很像并不罕见 it's not unusual for people to look alike in this world.
这不是魔法也不是超自然 It's not magic, it's not supernatural. 在社交媒体出现之前 你很难找到自己的二重身 Before social media, you'd just rarely find your doppel. 但现在 你可以找到他们 But, now, you can just find them.
而且不止一个 And there's not just one.
格雷戈里不是你唯一的二重身 Gregory is not your only pathway. 好吗这是杰西 Okay? This is Jess. - 在新冠流行期间 He studied to be a programmer.
他学习成为一名程序员 During the pandemic, 他很想念自己的妻子和孩子 he decided he was missing his wife and children,
所以他减少了工作 so he downsized,
而现在他一年只工作半年 and now he's working only half the year 作为一名滑雪教练 as a ski instructor. 哇 Whoa!
你得马上站起来 And you got to get right back up. 我们走吧 Ow, let's go. Aah
我们并非只有一个身份保罗 We're not only possessed by one person, Paul. 我们可以选择我们想成为什么样的人 We get to choose who we want to be.
我想打电话给薇薇和孩子们 I want to call Viv and the kids. 我想那是个 I think that's 好主意 a very good idea.
你知道 我已经有工作了 Well, you know, I already have an offer 在AWP工业公司 from AWP Industries. 是的我们希望有机会提供更好的条件 Yes, and we'd like to have a chance to beat it. 我能我能晚点再打给你吗 Can I...can I call you back?
我还有个电话 Um...I have another call.
请一定要打给我们 Please do.
我们准备提供的年薪是95万 We're prepared to offer you $950, 000,
再加上额外福利所以 plus perks and benefits, so...
你为什么 Why are you so afraid
这么惧怕成功呢 to succeed?
你怎么想的灵怪先生 What are your thoughts on that, Mr. Jinn?
好吧母亲 All right, Mother.
如果我跟你一起上天堂 If I join you in heaven, 不要说我早告诉你了 don't say I told you so.
他长的也不像我啊 He doesn't look like me.
Saturday morning with the family. thebenton_brood 哦不恐龙跳到你身上去了 Oh, no! The dinosaur's jumping on top of you.
我要吃掉火车我要 : I'm eating the train. I'm... sa不 thebenton_brood 恐龙别吃掉阿沙德的火车 No, dinosaur, don't eat Ashad's train. Saturday morning with the family. thebenton_brood 我要吃我能吃掉阿沙德吗 I'm eating the t...Can I eat Ashad? Saturday morning with the family. thebenton_brood 不 你不能 No, you can't! 一 我能吃掉阿沙德吗一让我看看 Can I eat Ashad? - ASHAD: Let me see it.
－我能吃掉你的鼻子吗一不行看啊 Can I eat your nose? - ASHAD: No. Look.
那是什么哦不 Oh, what is that? Oh, no! 这样太好了好吃好吃 That's great. Mmm. Yum, yum, yum, yum.
好了 BAASHIR: AII right. Ah... 我需要把这个管道清洁器 ASHAD: I need to put this pipe cleaner 放进机器里 through the machine.
放进机器里啊 BAASHIR: Oh, through the machine?
你要像平时训练一样 A D DITIO NAL MAT : You prepare for a fight 准备战斗 A D DITIO NAL MAT the same way you do for training.
6点跑步 A D DITIO NAL M AT 6: 00 a. mrun. 日点早饭 A D DITIO NAL M AT 8: 00 a. m. breakfast. 9点拳击 A DDITIO NAL MAT 9: 00 a. m. spar.
没错 强度很大 Yes, it's intense.
但就像你在生活中做的任何事一样 But like anything you do in life- - 跑步开趴 running, partying,
做爱 fucking- - 你都会尽力去做 you do it to your fullest.
上帝给你的身体你要利用起来 God gave you this body. You use it.
你确定不想让我们进 You sure you don't want us to go into... 不不 No, no.
一保罗薇薇 Paul? - Viv. 嗨 Hi. 能看见你的脸真好 It's so good to see your face. 你为什么打给我 Why are you calling me?
我想告诉你 I wanted to tell you
我做了很多自我反省 that I've been doing a lot of self- reflection, 寻找帮助 就像你说的那样 seeking help, like you always said. 但最主要的是 But, mainly, 我想说我 I just wanted to say I
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry 我害你承受了那么多的压力 I've put you through so much stress and strain.
我爱你 I love you.
那昨晚呢 What about last night?
什么意思 What do you mean?
RU 你让我掐死孩子们 You told me to strangle our kids RU 然后把尸体摆在车道上 and lay their bodies out in the driveway. 然后再开车压过他们 Then drive over them again 直到他们的器官铺满整个人行道 until their organs were smeared into the pavement.
我什么时候说的 When did I say that?
幸好我录下来了 Luckily, I have a recording.
RU 我今天已经提交限制令了 I submitted it with the restraining order today, D RU 所以别再来烦我了 so leave me alone. 那是格雷戈里不是不是我 It was Gregory. It's- it's not me. 别再来烦我们了我管你今天是谁 RU Just leave us alone, whoever you are today!
不 薇薇求你别 No, Viv, please don't.
他睡着了 He's sleeping.
修女你需要回家休息一下 Sister, you need to go home and get some rest.
如果你累坏了对任何人都没有帮助 You're no use to anyone if you're exhausted.
我留下来 I'll stay.
修女 Sister?
跟大主教区谈谈驱魔的事 Talk to the archdiocese about an exorcism.
阿门 Amen.
保罗 Paul?
你醒着吗 Are you awake?
保罗 Paul?
你又梦游了吗 Are you sleepwalking again?
我送你回房间吧 Let me take you back to your room.
安德莉亚 Andrea.
我好想你 Oh, I've missed you. 回地狱去吧 恶魔 Go back to hell, demon. 是我保罗啊 It's me. Paul. 一还记得吗退后 Remember? - Stay back!
我给你看样东西 Let me show you something.
你为什么要杀死自己的儿子 Why are you trying to kill your son?
去死吧 Die, 你这个最邪恶的恶魔 you most unholy demon.
你身体好热啊 You're burning up.
吻我 Kiss me.
我的孩子们在另一个房间 My kids are in the other room.
太可惜了 Too bad.
你是怎么认识汤森德先生的医生 CORMIER: How do you know Mr. Townsend, Doctor? 我是地检办公室雇的心理医生 I was a psychologist hired by the D. A. 's office 以确定精神错乱辩护的可信度 to determine the credibility of an insanity defense. 汤森德先生跟那个案子有关吗 And was Mr. Townsend involved in that case? 是的他建议被告以精神错乱为由 Yes. He advised the defendant to plead not guilty 提出无罪辩护 并假装恶魔附身 by reason of insanity, and to fake demonic possession 以便说服法官 in order to convince the judge...
反对法官大人传闻而巴 Objection! Your Honor, hearsay.
这是什么 JETER: What's this?
汤森德医生和被告之间的邮件往来 Emails between Dr. Townsend and the defendant
详细说明了如何伪造恶魔附身 detailing how to fake demonic possession. 允许提交一庭审后 I'|I allow. CORMIER: And did you 你见到汤森德先生了吗 encounter Mr. Townsend after the trial?
是的 I did. 他于是开始针对我的家人 When he began targeting my family.
反对假设非证据事实 Objection. Not in evidence. 这是法院批准的限制令 This is a court- approved 禁止利兰在学校 restraining order preventing Leland
骚扰我女儿莱克西斯 from harassing my daughter Lexis at her school. 这都是谎言 法官大人 Oh, this is all just a lie, Your Honor.
这是利兰 And this is a photo 在学校骚扰我女儿莱克西斯的照片 of Leland harassing my daughter Lexis at her school. 而这是汤森德先生收到的 And this is Mr. Townsend's termination letter
天主教会的解约信 因为多名 from the Catholic Church, after multiple children 玩网络游戏大黄蜂谷的孩子站出来 playing the online game Bumblebee Valley
指控他有恋童癖 came forward, accusing him of being a pedophile. 我想要一个裁决法官大人 I'd like a ruling, Your Honor. 我非常强烈的反对 I have objections outstanding. 我真心觉得你不会想要裁决的 斯迪克先生 I really don't think you do want a ruling, Mr. Stick. 还有别的吗 Anything else?
这是我母亲从14楼窗户 This is a second restraining order 摔下身亡后 after my mother died 汤森德先生搬到我隔壁时 falling from a 14th- floor window, 我第二次申请限制令 and Mr. Townsend moved in next door to me.
法官大人这真是疯了 Your Honor, this is madness!
这个女人显然是精神错乱歇斯底里 This woman is obviously unhinged and hysterical!
我倒不觉得她是歇斯底里的那个斯迪克先生 She doesn't seem like the unhinged one to me, Mr. Stick. 还有别的吗 Anything more?
如果说我曾过于情绪化 If I have been unduly emotional,
那只是因为这周 it is only because of the torment
在听到我母亲身后被人诋毁时 I've endured hearing my mother's legacy torn 承受了太大的痛苦 to shreds this week.
我母亲雪莉 My mother Sheryl...
抱歉 : I'm sorry.
她是个善良有爱心 She was a kind, loving,
肯付出的母亲和姥姥 giving mother and grandmother.
她所做的一切都是为了我 Everything she did was for the well- being of myself
和我四个女儿的幸福 and my four daughters.
还有别的吗 Anything else?
我还有一名证人 CORMIER: I do have one more witness 正从县拘留所被转移过来 who's being transported from county lockup
准备明天出庭作证 法官大人 and will be ready to testify tomorrow, Your Honor. 不是吧 Oh, no. 他们让莱斯利反口了 ·Hmm? - They got Leslie to flip.
路易斯不用这么客气吧 Oh, Lewis, you didn't have to.
劳拉 Laura!
不不不 这样可不行 Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not okay. 妈我们只是想帮忙 Mom, we're just trying to help. 林恩你应该是最聪明的那个啊 Lynn, you're supposed to be the smart one. 我以为我才是最聪明的那个 I thought I was supposed to be the smart one. 莱克斯现在不是搞笑的时候 Lex, not a good time to be funny right now.
妈你总说如果无计可施了 Mom, you always said we could lie
我们就可以撒谎一什么 if we were desperate. - KRISTEN: What? !
没有我什么时候说过这话 No. When did I say that?
不是 她说的是我们可以对公司撒谎 No, she said we could always lie to corporations.
不好意思 KRISTEN: Excuse me. －她是谁抱歉 Who is"she"? - LAURA: Sorry.
妈说我们可以对公司撒谎 Mom always said we could lie to corporations.
不我也没那么说 No, I did not say that. 妈我们只是想帮补家用 Mom, we're trying to help make money for the family.
好了有句话我的确是说过 AlI right, here is something I did say
而且我以后还会说 and will continue to say. 我们不求施舍我们只靠自己 We don't ask for charity. We rely on ourselves.
我们通过自己的能力来赚钱 We make money through our talents, 通过我们能 through what we can...
怎么了 What?
你还是打算去当网红拍玉足照了对吗 You're still gonna sell your feet, right? On OnlyFans?
还继续说我们吗 Are we still in trouble?
我想感谢你挺身而出指证利兰 KRISTEN: I wanted to thank you for standing up to Leland.
我知道那并不容易 I know that wasn't easy. 只是说了实话 ·Just told the truth. - Well, 这年头说实话比什么都难 telling the truth is harder than anything these days.
我想请你帮个忙 I need to ask you a favor.
你说 Okay. 我一直在做评估 I've been working on this assessment 它让我意识到 that made me realize 我多么怀念拥有自己的心理诊所 how much I miss having my own practice.
所以我想就在我的车库里 And I want to start one right here 开一间 in my garage.
我是说我我会 Yeah. I mean, I'm- I'm gonna, 把这里好好收拾一下 you know, fix this all up.
但我需要的是你的推荐 But what I need from you are referrals. 我以为你在跟教会合作 I thought you were working with the Church.
市来是但他们不用我了 Yeah, I was, until they laid me off. 天抱歉 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 我我觉得你还挺喜欢那份工作的 I- I think you really liked that job.
科特 Kurt.
我想要你的推荐 I want referrals.
好吧 他们派我去巡回宣传我的书 Okay, um, they're sending me on a promotional tour 要去所有的动漫展 for my book, hitting all the comic cons. 所以我我的诊所 So I'm...I am closing －得关段时间－那可太好了 my practice. - Well, that's great.
那你可以把病人都转到我这 So then you can send your patients to me.
－好一好 Okay. Okay.
嘿 巡回签售后说不准 Hey, after this tour, who knows?
也许我也要打给你预约咨询呢 Maybe I'll be calling you for an appointment. -
大卫昨晚保罗和他老婆 David. How'd it go last night 聊的怎么样 with Paul and his wife?
不太好 Not well. 保罗陷入了昏迷 Paul's in a coma.
他吞下了20片安眠药 He swallowed 20 sleeping pills.
我天 Oh, my God. 他们现在给他洗胃呢 Yeah, they're pumping his stomach now.
我会建议驱魔仪式 I'm gonna recommend an exorcism.
我再打给你 I'll call you back. 如果你和市能在驱魔现场 Um, it would be helpful if you and Ben 会对这件事有所帮助 were there for the exorcism.
好没问题 Yeah, sure. Whatever you need.
尊敬的主教阁下和大主教辖区的神父们 感谢 Thank you, Your Excellency and Archdiocesan Fathers,
前来听取我关于这个 for hearing my appeal on behalf
非常成功的评估员项目的申诉 of our very successful assessor program.
从我们的建议书中可以看出 As you can see from our proposal, 我们这一块的领空权价值的估算结果是 uh, air rights in our neighborhood are estimated
大约每平方英尺210美元 at about $210 per square foot. 刚果特快 一家快递集团 CongoRun, a delivery conglomerate,
表示有兴趣购买这些航空权 has expressed interest in purchasing these air rights
为他们的总部营建一座20层的大楼如果你 to build a 20- floor addition to their headquarters. If you. 是的我们饶有兴趣的读了您的提案 神父 Yes, we read your proposal with much interest, Father.
我们对此印象深刻 And we're impressed.
正因为我们印象深刻于是联系了刚果快递 We're so impressed, we contacted CongoRun,
我们很高兴的得知 他们不仅对 and we're enthused to hear that not only are they interested
购买领空权感兴趣 in buying the air rights
还要买教堂市身出价4500万美元 but the church itself for $45 million.
是的但我们对直接出售 Uh, y- yes, but, uh, we're not interested
不感兴趣 in an outright sale. 我们感兴趣啊大主教管区也是 We are. The archdiocese is. 管理296个教区 There are certain financial pressures
有一定的财政压力 on the 296 parishes. 我们得把五座教堂拆了 We have to deconsecrate five churches 才能弥补亏空 to make ends meet.
你的教区就是其中之一 Your parish has been chosen.
神父我们不是还有一点时间 Father, we were promised a certain amount of time 来解决财政困难吗 to right these financial difficulties. 是的但是大主教区想要 Yes, but the archdiocese would like 加快拆除教堂的进程 to expedite the deconsecration process.
请通知其他神父和修女等人员 Please inform the other priests and the nun residents, 他们将在两周内接受重新分配 they'll be receiving their reassignments in two weeks
他们会被要求搬离此地 and they will be asked to move out. 一谢谢你 神父一主教阁下 ·Thank you, Father. - Your Excellency, 这不公平 this is not fair.
很遗憾你这么想 I'm sorry you think so.
谢谢你能来神父 Thank you for coming in, Father.
以圣父圣子圣灵之名 In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. 阿门 Amen.
原谅我吧 神父因为我有罪 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 距离我上次忏悔已经过去五天了 It has been five days since my last confession.
愿引导众生的上帝 May God, who has enlightened every heart, 帮助你认清自己的罪孽 并相信袍的怜悯 help you to know your sins and trust in His mercy.
我的罪过是 神父 These are my sins, Father.
我一直 I have been...
我一直都自以为是 I have been self- righteous.
我努力保持坚强和忠贞 I tried to stay strong and unchanged.
但我担心我的虔诚可能让某个 But I fear that my piety may have turned someone
我一直关心的人远离了上帝 I cared for long ago away from God.
由于这个人的生命中没有上帝的存在 And the absence of God's presence in this man's life. ...
导致他结束了自己的生命 ...led him to take his own.
我就是他下地狱的原因 I am the reason he is in hell.
圣经教导我们 Scripture teaches us
在主面前谦卑自己 to humble ourselves before the Lord. 你无法控制这个人的命运 You're not in control of what happens to this man. 只有上帝才能决定谁值得怜悯 Only God decides who's deserving of mercy. 你相信吗 Do you believe that?
是的 Yes.
但我有疑虑 But I have doubts.
他原谅了那些怀疑者 And He forgives those doubts.
他也能原谅那些夺去自己生命的人 And He can forgive someone who takes their life.
忏悔吧 念十二遍万福玛利亚 For penance, say 12 Hail Marys. 现在念痛悔短祷 And now the Act of Contrition.
我的上帝啊 Oh, my God.
我冒犯了你 我由衷地感到忏悔 I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee.
我因你的刑罚憎恶我的罪 And I detest my sins because of Thy punishment.
但最重要的是 But most of all...
因为他们冒犯了弥 because they offend Thee.
我一个不称职的牧师 I, an unworthy priest,
借着他赐给我的大能 by His power given me, 原谅并赦免你所有的罪过 forgive and absolve you of all your sins, 以圣父 in the name of the Father, 圣子 the Son 和圣灵之名 and of the Holy Spirit.
阿门 Amen. -
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我就知道她会出现 I knew she'd show up. 这就是你跟我说的那个人吗 This is the one you're telling me about?
是的就是这个人 Uh, yes, this is the one.
谢谢你的耐心法官大人 Thanks for your patience, Your Honor.
来得正是时候 Ah, just in the nick of time.
你福气不小啊 科米尔 Count your blessings, Cormier. 每一天都是克莉丝汀 Every day. Kristen... 我们好像又多了一个证人 We seem to have one more witness?
是的 法官阁下 Yes, Your Honor. 控方传唤莱斯利·阿克赫斯特 The prosecution calls Leslie Ackhurst.
阿克赫斯特女士在我们继续之前 Ms. Ackhurst, before we proceed, 我希望和你在我的房间里聊一聊 I'd love to have a little chat with you in my chambers.
可以吗 Is that okay?
我很抱歉阿克赫斯特女士 I'm sorry, Ms. Ackhurst. 我的房间正在翻修 My chamber is being renovated.
上一任法官是一个内战迷 Previous judge was a Civil War buff.
但不是我的菜 请坐坐 It's not really my thing. Please sit, sit. 听着我只是想问一下 Listen, I just want to gauge whether or not
你是否在法庭上被恐吓了 you're being intimidated in court. 没有 No. 我只是从来没有作证过仅此而已 I've just never testified before, that's all.
你知道这是一件很有趣的事情 You know, it's a funny thing.
我不会给我的车换油 I can't change the oil in my car, 我不会说其他语言 I speak no other languages,
我在派对上是个十足的壁花 I am a total wallflower at parties. 但是 But...
当了22年的法官 22 years on the bench,
在判断某人是否在说谎方面 and I am an absolute grand master 我绝对是一个大师 at knowing if someone is lying.
那么利兰·汤森德是否 Now, is Leland Townsend attempting
以任何方式恐吓了你 to intimidate you in any way?
没有直接恐吓 Not directly.
但我知道他的能耐 But I know what he's capable of.
这是我工作中最难的部分 This is the hardest part of my job, 但我得问你 but I have to ask you.
你还愿意出庭作证吗 Are you still willing to testify?
愿意 I am.
好 Good.
科米尔先生看来你的证人不会出现了 I take it, Mr. Cormier, that your witness is a no- show. 法官大人请给我点时间 Your Honor, if you'll just give me time 去找到阿克赫斯特女士 to find Ms. Ackhurst... 可以等你找到她 I will, and when you find her, 我们将重新审理这些案件 we will reopen these proceedings, 但在那之前我要驳回这个案子 but until that time I am dismissing this case. 法官大人布夏尔女士有一份针对 Your Honor, Ms. Bouchard has a standing restraining order 汤森德先生的长期限制令 against Mr. Townsend.
我知道 Oh, I know.
我要告诫汤森德先生 And I will admonish Mr. Townsend 严格遵守限制令的条件 to strictly abide by the conditions of that order.
是的 法官阁下 Yes, Your Honor.
我向你保证 克莉丝汀 I promise you, Kristen.
你和你的家人再也见不到我了 You and your family will never see me.
现在休庭 We are adjourned. -
你是怎么做到的 How'd you do it?
每个人的灵魂都有价格 Everyone has a price on their soul.
一切都要分崩离析了是吗 It's all coming apart, isn't it?
他们把你送去哪里 So, where are they sending you?
我不知道 I don't know.
安德莉亚修女呢 What about Sister Andrea?
我也不知道 I don't know that either. 你没有选择权吗 And you don't have a choice?
我会想念这个地方的 I'm gonna miss this place.
利兰被无罪释放了吗 And Leland's exonerated?
是的没有足够的证据拘留他 Yeah. Not enough evidence to hold him.
所以这一切都崩溃了 So it all comes crumbling down.
但你看起来还挺镇静 And yet you seem fine.
是的 Yeah. 在你没有选择的时候反而有利于做出重大决定 Just when you have no options, it helps to make big decisions. 我要开我自己的诊所了 I'm gonna start my own practice. 博格斯医生会把他的一些客户介绍给我 Dr. Boggs is referring some of his clients to me.
祝贺你 Congratulations. 布夏尔医生开门营业 Dr. Bouchard in the house.
我要把我那些搞科学的怪人朋友们介绍给你 I'm gonna send my fucked- up science friends to you.
准备好了 Ready.
一哦上帝啊谢谢你大卫 PAUL JR. Oh, God. Thank you, David.
我们接手吧 ·We've got this. ·
我命令你 I command you,
不洁之灵连同你所有 unclean spirit, along with all your minions 在攻击上帝仆人的仆从 now attacking this servant of God.
－复活吧一上帝 聆听我的祈祷倾听我囗中的话语 Resurrection...God, hear my prayer. Harken to the words of my mouth.
请显灵 ...and ascension of God. 安德莉亚 Andrea.
这么多年了 After all these years,
我终于找到你了 I found you.
像以前那样吻我吧 Kiss me the way you used to.
你不是保罗 You are not Paul.
你是个恶魔 You are a demon.
马上离开他的儿子 You need to leave his son now. 安德莉亚 我的宝贝姑娘 Andrea, my precious girl.
我爱你胜过我生命中的任何人 I loved you more than anyone in my life.
这就是我爱上帝的方式 And that is the way that I love God.
我为你自杀了 I killed myself for you. 不 No.
你就是杀死他的恶魔 You are the evil that killed him, 你也得不到他的儿子 and you will not have his boy. 我们市可以一起拥有美好的生活 We could have had a beautiful life together.
但是你离开了我你背叛了我 But you left me. You betrayed me. 我需要你时 你却抛弃了我 I needed you, and you abandoned me! 你为什么要那么做 Why did you do that? ! 离开这个男孩 Leave this boy! 马上离开他 ·Leave him now! - 神父 Father. 你才是骗子 You are the liar. 我命令你 不洁的灵 I command you, unclean spirit,
不管你是谁 · whoever you are. -
继续 Further on! 上帝他的市性永远仁慈宽容 Uh, uh, God, whose nature is ever merciful and forgiving.
他为什么离开我 : Why did he leave me?
我那时还只是个孩子 I was just a kid.
我需要爸爸 I needed my dad.
为什么我不够好留不住他 : Why wasn't I good enough for him to stay?
修女退后 Sister, keep back.
他为什么要这么做 Why'd he do it?
我不知道 I don't know.
我也希望自己知道 保罗 I wish I did, Paul.
但我知道的是 But what I do know is, 没人想让我们跟着他们走向死亡 no one wants us to follow them into death.
每个人 And everyone... 在那灭亡的瞬间 at that instant of extinction...
都知道自己犯了错 ...knows they made a mistake.
对不起 Sorry.
嗨大卫 Hi, David. 能告诉我发生什么事了吗 Are you ready to tell me what's going on?
－关于什么教会 With what? - The Church.
你所背负的那份负担 The heaviness you're carrying- -
有着它自身的影响 it has its own gravitational pull.
我们破产了 We're bankrupt.
这栋楼要被拆毁出售了 The building's being deconsecrated and sold.
我试图挽救它 I tried to save it.
你根本就没有机会 You never stood a chance. 我想如果我走上正义之路 I thought if I followed the path of righteousness, 我的生活会步入正轨但是 my life would fall into place, but...
事与愿违 ...it hasn't.
我从来没有这么迷茫 I've never been more lost.
过来 Come here.
给我你的手 Give me your hand.
你看到了吗 You see?
袍就在这里 He's here.
就在这个房间里 In this very room.